Hehee, that t-shirt sounds like it'd be a hoot. :P

Ah, summer... *sighs wistfully*

Oh, well, that only happens to me when a BestBuy ad comes up with Christmas gift suggestions. It darkens the page (as you said) and then a video pops up with the ad. You can close the ad window after about four seconds, I think. Very annoying, but hey, after Christmas it should be gone...