That's the thing. IS HE GAY? IS HE STRAIGHT? One never knows. Certainly it helps that the other guy is freaking gorgeous.

WINWIN. BINGO.
I feel like I've gotten a jackpot. *stares at stamp with adoring eyes*
I'll make sure to leave you kinky offerings before undertaking any scenes with sexual undertones... (So every time? LOL NO.)

What's this!? nobody has virgin eyes around you anymore?