i want no world.

"What's cookin', good lookin'?"

"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my head all day."

And that one about stars and eyes.

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LOL @ #1. <3
OH, ILU.

The second one reminds of that one fanfic where Shin keeps trying to flirt with Sena using bad pick-up lines~ (I think he used that one too! xD)

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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

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:O !!!
<333

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"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

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"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Answer: No.) Well then, please start."

"I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you."

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (Person says: "Yes, I do.") Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast."

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

xDDDDDDDDD

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"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."

♥

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"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."

:D

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"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

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"(holds out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

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And not just send it to the moon or Patagonia or somewhere?

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"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

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"I noticed you have been checking me out the whole night so I decided to give you a chance to talk me."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

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"Bond. James Bond."

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(AH! You finally did it~ <3)

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest (wo)man on earth tonight."

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"If I followed you home, would you keep me? "

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"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."

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(That would be most unfortunate.)

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"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?"

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"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other (wo)men look really bad."

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"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. "

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"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."

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"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"

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From Zapp Brannigan's book of pickup lines he gave Kif: "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies" and "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your clothes and dance around?"

Even I'd break up with me if I said that.

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*dies of laughter*

I'd probably just smack whoever said it into the nearest wall. xDDD

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Watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

::Kif rolls eyes:: Sexlexia.

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*snorts*
I'd imagine that that one is about as effective as the "Bond. James Bond." line. xDDD

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It's completely and utterly ineffectual unless you're talking to a fellow Futurama fan.

::seductive:: you still have Zoidberg. ::threatening:: You all still have Zoidberg!

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