favourite pick-up lines?

[oh_darling]

You know you've got 'em.

Love,
wants to write but has no time
(;___;)

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[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Answer: No.) Well then, please start."

"I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you."

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (Person says: "Yes, I do.") Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast."

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

xDDDDDDDDD

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."

♥

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."

:D

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"(holds out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

[yamamanama.livejournal.com]

And not just send it to the moon or Patagonia or somewhere?

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"I noticed you have been checking me out the whole night so I decided to give you a chance to talk me."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"Bond. James Bond."

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

(AH! You finally did it~ <3)

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest (wo)man on earth tonight."

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"If I followed you home, would you keep me? "

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

(That would be most unfortunate.)

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?"

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other (wo)men look really bad."

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. "

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."

[kirskipkat.livejournal.com]

"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."

[bloodred0-4.livejournal.com]

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"